Sunday 24 February 2013

Dutch Schultz


DUTCH SCHULTZ was a Belfast band that, for some time, had been lost in the world of music. They have now returned to fill our ears with heavy riffs; tons of dirty bass and a drumbeat that would make you strip your clothes off for free. This being their second album TONIGHT WE HUNT surely did not disappoint Schultz fans.

It is still holds true to the same sound as the first album CARVE OUR NAMES, to which they toured in mainland England and Scotland with also a support slot with THE KILLERS. The riffs and bass gives the sense of a kind of red light districted area but the quality of the hidden messages in the lyrics gives it more of a high tailed call girl if anything else.

Another good point being that there live shows are something to be reckoned with. Their connection with the audience is not based on a vocal exchanging of words but on the sound of the music. Willie being the frontman and of an older generation of myself has to be one of the quietest people when first walking onto the dimly lit stage area but once everything takes off he does come out with a few one liners that you don’t at first understand but can’t help to laugh at.

I have had the pleasure of witnessing this particular heavy/soft rock band and I can honestly say that on every occasion they have not failed to amaze me. From the energy on the young naïve bass player to the calm and collective second guitar player they have a good balance on the levels of enthusiasm in the band, which maybe why the dynamics between each member work so well together.

While of course they have a set list for each gig that they play, there does come a point, I think, in every show where you just want to try something new without actually knowing what it is you are doing. Between songs performed by Dutch Schultz they also seem to throw in a little “Jam session” while performing live. I have yet to see this go horribly wrong, which in worse case scenario most people would expect, but for some reason Dutch Schultz are able to pull these little stunts off in front of a pack or barely filled room. Again this proves that sometimes-great minds do think alike and in order to get have a band that is as well gelled together as Dutch Schultz, they would have to be great minds.

Now well talk about the music in general, the lyrics that I now know off by heart are definitely not for the faint of heart or easily offend with such titles as “CUNT FUCKER”, which also has it’s own T-shirt and lighter brand, “Slice” to name two.

They have the lyrics of an angry heavy metal band, but the sound of a stripper joint. This of course being your take on it. When listening it to the songs myself while polishing the wooden surfaces in my home, I have found myself seriously wanting to be one of them extremely flexible pole dancers that men/women pay to watch. Of course this all occurs in the mind, as I am still living in the same home as my mother.

But I have found that when getting ready for a night on the town and you feel like you just don’t look that good that listening to Dutch Schultz makes you feel like a sex symbol in a way, as you sway your hips in a seductive movement while standing alone in your room applying your eyeliner, my personal favourite being “THE FEEL”.

People may read this review and think, “well, that can’t be good! She seems to think that the music is dirty and heavy and ready provocative,’ and do you know what? That is exactly what I am saying! Everyone is aware that inside every girl is that sexy female raring to get her claws into something dirty and sweaty and with Dutch Schultz that is the girl that your getting, so men or women depending get you significant other to your nearest Dutch Schultz gig and watch the magic unfold.

In this is case sex definitely sells and it’s worth it!

Challenge the sound for yourself: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAVQ1D6FqVo

Or buy some merchandise depending on how far you want to take the challenge, because even the T-shirts make the females feel dirty (not in the bad way, the sexy way) I, for one, would know: http://www.dutchschultz.com/shop/

Toy Solider


So beginning my night off for a quite drink quickly turned into running around the town to different bars trying to find a band that really caught my attention to do my next blog on. Before I go on with the review I would like to point out that I seem to find the best bands to review on nights that I have not planned to go on the hunt.

So TOY SOLDIER, a Cork based band has to be one of the best techno pop band I have heard in a while. While I was quite intoxicated at the time of listening to them last night I still found my self moving my hips and tapping my foot and mouthing the words to the catchy pop lyrics and beautiful sound, If I could see sound I would say that they certainly would have been given off a metallic purple or pink.

This being said I obviously couldn’t have done my review while the devils Liquor was coursing through my blood system, so this morning I have to go back onto the interwebs and do a little research on my good friend Google. Needless to say my opinion had not been changed with my sober head in work.

They remind me so much of a kind Jessie J/Cute is what we aim for techno mix. Considering the catchy lyrics and the fast moving dance music this makes them amazing to watch live. If you have ever danced round your room with your earphones turned up high and imaging flashing lights while pretending that your on a stage of your own makes Toy Soldier a perfect match for you!

They have the ability to give the illusion of a full stage band while in fact only consisting of three people doing what they love in a small packed out bar.  Another point being that there stage presence is something envy for those who are frightened of performing to three people. I love when bands give you a little chat while also doing the show, as it seems to make the experience somewhat more personal for the audience. I have had the pleasure of seeing both sides of this spectrum where the band dose nothing but chat or they just go from one song to the other. Toy Soldier seems to have gotten the balance right in the middle.

The band also isn’t as rude as some local bands that you may find. I was able to approach them in an annoying fashion and hassle them for a photo and they were only too happy to help the cause and pose for one.
I also was able to snap a sneaky one with them. This for my own personal collection of band photographs.

My overall say to this experience would have to be if your looking for a night full of glow bands, music to move your body to and catchy lyrics then TOY SOLDIER is certainly what your looking for. The flashy lights and techno feel will give you the feeling of being at an underground rave all while standing in your local bar have a few drinks with a couple of friends, or as I discovered this morning, sitting at home while cleaning, you’ll still feel the need to move your hips in a sexy man hunting fashion while getting the floors mopped and sparking.

Don’t believe me? I dare you to challenge the sound for yourself!

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up-NdEPmnEE
Website: http://toysoldierband.com